that's bucked up

guess ... he found one?

took him a while to perfect his swing and get holes-in-one

Actually, no. Those wouldn't be a fire hazard as houses in the UK are not made from plywood and prefab materials (at least not the ones in those pictures) like American ones. They're old school full-brick houses. The Great Fire of London was precisely due to houses being build with a predominance of wood and people keeping large amounts of kindle and firewood on hand for heating.

"Listen up, you little shits"

Holy shit. Keanu isn't a Boomer, he's Methuselah.

I'd rather see <ZF>Cyanide

I love Montreal. Period.

Everyone is Yodaling now

In India the name for Turkey derives from the Portuguese traders who traveled there and took tomatoes, peppers, potatoes and... turkey (Peru).
It is a common event. For example, in the eastern Mediterranean and all the way through Central Asia, the word for Orange is a derivative of the word Portugal, because it was brought there by Portuguese traders on the way back from China (yes, Oranges are originally Chinese).

There should be a tv show about Zeus and his prancing around shagging everything that moves

I'm sure there's furry pr0n that's less cringe to watch

The Argentine armed forces laid minefields in the Falkland Islands (which happened to never have been claimed or populated by Argentines). The Islands were British from the get-go it was never to stop the British from "claiming the island". Read a history book op

This is Canada

Ballerinas would buy them, trust me.

And that's the reason I'm marrying her tomorrow.

Yup, that's me.

Y is for Yule

Maybe the ex- posting?

he'll have to live another 500 years before things change