yeah. wtf. I was like "these two don't rhyme either!"

I guess Wendy's calling "bullshit" as they are God-fearing Christians who close on Sundays?

that's actually a sign of high blood pressure or simply dying brain cells that affect your hearing. basically mind your salt and/or you're going deaf...

I just saw 1917, and what a rubbish movie. This would make a far more interesting story and incorporate the current zeitgeist.

therefore they do not toast,

I'd at least guess she's a pro at motorboating