Well, I guess

Happens to me all the time
As long as their having a good time, I am too

This reminds me of the wifi
And his daily dose

*insert that alert noise here*

But hey...
The dog was ok

I used to think you said "colonial" like you would "colonel"
I just never figured out why no one new what a kerlernial person was

Hope so

Because that dog IS a hungover chic in search of brunch and mimosas

Jokes on you
My name is John

Winona Rider is a time traveler
She's stayed young forever

But it's got a cute smile

That's so extra
I love it

"Buy now" button?

Tbh, they would

*careless whisper*

Ducky!

Understandable, have a nice day

I thought that was a bird

Understandable

Wubba Lubba dub dub

Climbing into mysterious holes seems fun
Where do I sign up?

Is that Dwayne the Croc Johnson