Or a plate

If you get to year ten, I'll give you a high five

Wait, really?

I never realized how much zac efron and cara devewhatever look alike

Ill give him a "v" for valiant effort

Not gonna lie
That's pretty hot

119 texts?
He's got hoes

Yo momma so stupid and fat, when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled "stop that Twinkie!"

Ouch

Remember the dad from Caroline?
This is him now. Feel old yet?

I'll give someone three bucks to try

Pretty cute

Mmm ya sure?

Ill be sure to use this during the chilly Florida winter
Thank you

What's that yellow thing on his eye

Is that possible?

I was really excited counting
And then I got to eight

Mr stark

Me right now