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Nobody likes me
But that's okay

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Leif Erikson 7 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
All Christopher Columbus did was tell the joke louder than the first guy
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A haiku to brighten your day 9 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Velociraptors
Keep their fresh meat cold in the
Refrigerator
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This is why I loved Markiplier 4 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
He's seems very stressed now
I know he's trying, but his content is slowing turning into the same stuff over and over again
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Anybody want some satisfaction? 9 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
I can't get no satisfaction
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Starbucks Employee of the Year 5 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Jfmez
You are a winner! 4 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Somebody noticed
Much as Gracias
I can imagine it 5 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
No
But id pay for that perfume
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Friendship vs t*ts 16 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
If we keep our hips away we might not be interested, or just uncomfortable
Depend on the girl, but I know if I like you, my whole body and soul is going into that hug
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Friendship vs t*ts 16 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
I don't mean it that way
Just curious
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Friendship vs t*ts 16 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
We see your eyes flicker. Don't worry about it
Do guys feel boobs when you hug us? Do you notice them?
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Genie 19 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Somebody to love
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Its funny cuz its true 2 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
That guys doing pretty good
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Dream talking 2 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Retrograde I think
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Get out of traffic kit 7 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
AUTOBOTS
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
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Human cat 3 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
I think we all are part human cat
Close your eyes, shut your mouth 8 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Yes
Marvel should F**KING do this. 8 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Instead of a movie it's just them acting out all the fan art and fan made scenes
Worst question 4 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Jimmy Carr everyone
The real reason for Operation Barbarossa ~1941 8 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Itty bitty titty committee
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Every morning 2 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
It doesn't even have to be cold
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Face control 9 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Dang
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What's your wifi name 10 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
When I drive through a local neighborhood, there's one called "FBI security van"
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Super strong staircase 8 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Yeah
Which one are you 9 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Bottom right ftw
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Since some people don't know, here you go 18 comments
lentil · 5 years ago
Would have = would've
Would/could/should of = a sin
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