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leovaldez · 9 years ago

Rich.

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leovaldez · 9 years ago

*comes flying at you like metal to a magnet*

Cannibal? 15 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Are black guys and mexicans still human?They are different ethnicities,but humans all the same.

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Cannibal? 15 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

So,do we eat you,or the food??

Moment of Realization 6 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Guys,this is what happened in Budapest!

Found a beehive while renovating an old house 39 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Fuck plants.Fuck honey.

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Nature noms 22 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Actually,Monarch Butterflies are poisonous.Not deadly,but will cause an animal to become very sick.So,usually,after eating one,that animal never eats anymore Monarchs,including spiders.

Good god, the nightmares I had in this 14 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Dear mother of god no

wow（＾Ｏ＾） 6 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

I'll take 5.

I'm f*ckING TRYING 11 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Oh god.It's so close to the dinosaur thing.

Aerodynamics of a cow...Just in case you wondered 10 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Welp,now I'm imagining flying cows.

Seriously that guy will mess you up. 9 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Well,M'Gann has the fear too,you know,Miss Martian?I've only seen the 'me see see fire,me scared' kind of Martian.

Seriously that guy will mess you up. 9 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Actually,Martians just fear fire.It's kind of like Kryptonite to them.They don't even have to touch it.As long as it's around them,they go down.

It's the apocalypse Charlie Brown 19 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

On the top of his backpack,he has Linus's blanket.

It's the apocalypse Charlie Brown 19 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

:'''''''(

I won't eat bees again, I pvomiff 3 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

You horrible person!It's called epic,when a dog does something dangerous!

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It's the apocalypse Charlie Brown 19 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

And wrong species.Does that look anything like a beagle to you?

I do not know what to do with this 24 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

He has five,to be exact.

"So, I tried to catch a cable with my head. Guess what cable it was" 8 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

A stabby cable?

Regina George's Mom 4 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

It's Becki..

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Racisms 20 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Bitch!I have Nesquik!

Time travelers convention 22 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

Actually,you can wish for just about anything with the Tri-Force.But,Link is pure hearted,and never actually uses it.

Time travelers convention 22 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

I like Link,but Trunks could still kill him.

Not entirely ashamed of this 25 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

I have A PS2,PS3,and an Xbox360.

Time to check those teeth 5 comments

leovaldez · 9 years ago

No,fuck you.You are not allowed to make jokes about this.