Leo Valdez

leovaldez


I died once.Don't worry,I totally got better.

— Leo Valdez Report User
No matter how long we believe it to be, at the end it is too short 3 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Why would I have thyme?I'm not a chef.
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All hail Steam Pug! 1 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
One of my many experiments.
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Results are in 4 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Screw you too.
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Everyone with the same problem please raise their hands 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Plot twist,I'm a Leo from a different time period where me and Calypso just started dating,and this is me talking about that.
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I never ordered p*ssy ;D 1 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Greg the cat had to spend his time selling his farts on Ebay to feed his family.Sometimes it would take all day to fill a large order.
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Everyone with the same problem please raise their hands 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
ShShShShSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone with the same problem please raise their hands 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Nope.Just got a girlfriend yesterday.
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Atheist agenda 35 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
But why tho?
Atheist agenda 35 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
That must suck.
Atheist agenda 35 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
03:15 am? Who gets up then?
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Looks like he's wearing a tiny sombrero 3 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Ayayai!
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Pleash shtate your bishnesh 4 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
I'm a dentist.Was sent for a special home case thing.
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Stop staring! 27 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
I am not a difficult person. :P
Stop staring! 27 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Okay then. I am not going to be a dick about this. I am sorry about the whole correction thing, and I will work on the spacing after punctuation. I am willing to admit when I'm wrong.
Stop staring! 27 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
I choose not to do the spaces after the comma,because my spell check says nothing about it being wrong,so it is really just an option.
Stop staring! 27 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Also,that would be a question,so you should be using a question mark,not an exclamation point.Or,if you are daring,you could use the following: ?!?
Stop staring! 27 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
*The *you
Tumblr fun #10 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Also,there's a button that shoots marshmallows and fudge if you press it.
Tumblr fun #10 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Oh.Yeah.I kind of rebuilt your bed.It's a limo now.
Tumblr fun #10 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
And that's supposed to mean?
Tumblr fun #10 25 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
I'm here guys!
Shower thoughts on blurred backgrounds make them seem deeper! 10 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
On mobile devices (at least mine)the user name is at the bottom of posts.
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If they ever make a movie together 6 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Oh yes,thank you for that.I am so sorry about that.
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If they ever make a movie together 6 comments
leovaldez · 9 years ago
Don't forget Jack Barrowman.
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