Leo Valdez

leovaldez


I died once.Don't worry,I totally got better.

— Leo Valdez Report User
Turtle post 12 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Some would say the turtle is faster.
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Turtle post 12 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
*is holding a fence*Too late.
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Turtle post 12 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
We all know that tan is spray on.
*Still screaming and crying after finding a daddy long-legs crawling up my arm* 20 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
You know,after a while,don't you think you would start perfecting the art of rebuilding?
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Dammit Ms Frizzle 8 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
So wait,are...are you saying kids are bloodclots?
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Darkest of darkest 41 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
*farts,and starts laughing maniacally*
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Dammit Ms Frizzle 8 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Dammit Mrs Frizzle
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Now we have to find a horse sized duck 11 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Trust me,those things are EVIL
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Do ya, do ya get it? Huh? It, it 'cause he's, he is, YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT. 11 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
But...but...the magic man didn't say anything nice about me...hehe butt
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Do ya, do ya get it? Huh? It, it 'cause he's, he is, YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT. 11 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
*stands in the background, sobbing*
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What an assbutt. 17 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
I HAVE A HAMMER
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We all belong to at least one fandom, even if its our own 38 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Um excuse me,aren't you forgetting demigod?
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What an assbutt. 17 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
I'm working on a soundproof sleeping bubble.Still can't figure out how to keep clean air in it though.
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What an assbutt. 17 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Oh yeah,they do that.Wakes me up.
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Husky during different seasons 2 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
God damn it Moon Moon
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Stan Lee knows what is important 8 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
I'm not even a seventh wheel anymore...I have Calypso.Also,wouldn't recommend exploding dragon surfing...
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Stan Lee knows what is important 8 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
TEAM LEO ALL THE WAY
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Blessed Thighs 6 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
SOMEONE GET JASON IN HERE
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Hemp 8 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Imagine using hemp paper to roll a blunt tho
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Change a word in a movie title that will change the movie concept! 49 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
OH GOD IT'S BASICALLY THE DINOSAUR THING
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This got me thinking 11 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
But why were some naked?Well,a lot...
Beauty is in the eye 11 comments
leovaldez · 8 years ago
Spooky scary skeletons
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