I had to give a urine sample once after drinking beet juice my pee was red like cranberry juice it freaked the nurse out. Thankfully they didn't ask for a stool sample

Does that mean you open your mouth to get ready to suck his dick?

Is that cas?

If you blink at the same pace it changes colors you can see just one pic. I've been doing this for about 5 min.

Lets hide it. Along with the dinosaur thing

I read the last one in a southern accent

This is me when I'm high.

I remember this. My English teacher used it to teach us "to show not tell".

This needs the buy now thing

I've been starting at this for almost 20 min.

I read this as chlamydia. I was like. "You shouldn't brag about this'

Its all about scarification!!! I got one. And I think white tattoos are kind of pointless. Uv ink tattoos serve the same purpose but with an added bonus.

Muffins dude... You're so baked...

Did anyone else read that as "boys are better then boobs"? I was kinda confused at first.

All I could think after I read the title.
But she caught me on the counter, It wasn't me
Saw me kissin' on the sofa, It wasn't me.

This is a still from the next "The Transporter" movie