And then I remember I have to return some video tapes

And the son is the one on the left

The Mexican in me wants this.

Scarlett Johansson still looks hot

I do this all the time. :S.

That's like when some repost your post and gets more likes

I imagine this guy on funsubstance having a conversation with him self with two different accounts in the comments of random post

What's eta?

It's a non-stop disco Bet you didn't know Bet you didn't know

Maybe you should help her instead of watching her clean

Or just follow her all the way home make sure to flash your high beams so she knows what's up

I feel bad for laughing

I believe it's call photoshop

I found it hard to masturbate to. But I made it work

And everyone at progressive need to change their name to Flo

I'm sure it was a human but after eating so much pot it turn into his spirit animal.

I don't think they heard when the friends said "no homo".

Like Zeus from die hard.

Aaaand funsubstace !!!