Her name means 'French fry' in Spanish

If you gonna quote tim minchin at least give him a shoutout

Umm... just lock the door.

When she says this. (Assuming your in mish) You take her knees and bring them all the way up to her forehead. And go in as deep as you can. Guaranteed she'll feel a few extra inches

As i was reading the first panel. I got stuck on that one "you can be a jerk sometimes". I guess I'm just like this little guy

I do this but with bills I have to pay

The reason steroids are not allowed in sports is because they hurt the athletes. Long periods of steroid use can cause some major issues. Makeup doesn't. At most it'll clogged up your pores

I think that makes me green super green

My motorcycle will kill me.

I would do this to last month's version of myself

No because when ever I have free time I usually just masturbate and if I had all the time in the world I would probably get third degree burns in my hand(´･_･`)

I did this once I was the only one that missed the essay question in the back.

She's like "Oooh"

Idk why I picture the wife as a black lady.

Uuuuh how about you don't

Tldr

Not gonna lie. That would make me pretty happy

Opie!!!!!

Couch casting would be a whole different thing

What are you talking about these are some of my most cherished possessions. And one day imma show my kids how to play with them.

Is this the hipster version of striper heels?

ROBOMUG!!!!!