The bird and the bees...

TIL that I'm a twat for wearing shorts during winter.

The tops are in the closet

They never learned to fail. So once a failure happens they think their world is crumbling down and get depressed and suicidal.

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So were the cops waiting for him to get in the car?

It's just Monday looking for some love.

I usually hear voices that i can't understand and a sense of dread.

What's with the us flag in the background?

2 look at the windows and you'll find your answer.