This reminds me of salad fingers...

What movie

I don't know about you but I would definitely go to the unpleasant truths just to see what people think about me

I can never do lips, but I'm great at eyes so that's always what I end up doing

My grandpa always asked "do you know how many dead people are buried there" and he would let you think about it and then just go "all of them"

This makes me sad

Why not just say he was cheating off of you so you failed on purpose

My two friends have been bffs since 2nd grade and they say they don't like each other but they are the cutest together and they are totally going to end up dating.

Soon

When did Jesus change his name to bingo

I used to carry one around all the time when I was three and it was like my best friend and my dog was super jealous of it and one day she got off her chain and the first thing she did was kill the chicken

It just looks like him with make up on

I got them all but it's way too long

And then you can't sleep

In Chicago