I like this kid.

I would've stabbed her with the fork.

This has happened to me a few times. After I POLITELY tell the boy I'm not interested that way, I automatically am considered a total bitch.

HOW?

This applies to my mother

Saw this post while watching The Dark Knight Rises. Cool lol.

it looks kind of weird if your arms are really skinny and your chest is really muscular. i looks uneven, idk.

I've been waiting for this. My dreams have come trueeee

I would've crapped my pants knowing that a shark was a few meters away from my body.

A taco... yum

my 12 year old brother is 5 inches taller than me, & im the oldest in the family

i am really hoping, for the sake of that child, that it doesn't end up being a boy. &, even more so, i seriously hope this is a troll

augustus waters & patch cipriano

I'm definitely doing this if I have a boy.

it knows it's gonna fail, but in the end he's like, "ah, fuck it"

i missed it like 7 times

i want one

i shouldn't be laughing this hard

can i please have this?

oh my god. you're gonna give the house keeper a heart attack.