I'm past it now.. I no longer care

Since you did not detect the sarcasm in my last post and clearly you have not detected said sarcasm in any of my commentary I will now clearly say, in maybe a sentence you can comprehend, I do not give a fuck about your opinion regarding my comments. Good day sir.

It's ok.. I just helped this guy ask a girl out.. I'm forever alone.

Again I apologize, as I can not accommodate to please everyone. If you feel you have uncovered this secret of perfection please enlighten me so I never again say anything that has become 'far too common for your taste'

My apologies, however I am now unappreciative of your attitude. I was simply bringing the attention of others to that particular part as I found it especially interesting and hilarious.

You are literal and unappreciative of my wit

... Um. Yum/ew? I really don't know how to feel about that

That's awful..

Thanks

... Now I want to hear that story.

NICE!!!!

Oh god or boob punches. Still not as bad as balls but hell no.

You don't die immediately. This guy I know went three days and Is fine now. You must not have as bad period cramps. Some girls get them so bad they can't even get out of bed. Thank god that isn't my experience.

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

I would buy that book

You should write a book

I'm thinking both :)

Kayrey I don't know who you are but you know everything.

I'm happily curious at how you know so much about this. It's magical

THANK YOU SO MUCH