I know which one I'd hook up with....

who is they?

2,3,4, fake

Would have been better with rocket from GoG,

Is that how long it takes to watch those movies?

Stop talking to your imaginary friend and start working hard

Although he is The manager, She asked to speak to HIS manager. highly unlikely there isn't an Operations or area manager above him.

Identity thief: Hold my Beer

I had a similar situation, I planned my life in my head but everything turned out stupid and now I have no idea what to do.

Me: Your outfit looks nice
HR: We've had a complaint

All these fake bullshit number neighbors are annoying

Did anyone else SING UP?

Aren't chippendales male strippers ?

These are awful. Also 3rd rock from the sun already done it.....all

Trust me, I've seen a lot worse left on buses over the years.

No..... Burn it. Burn everything.

Like you could get laid of you wanted..... lol

yo momma just walked through

He didn't move the mountain, he destroyed it. Bit of a difference.