And for women it's 32

Alternative response: "MAY I see your license ma'am"

Well yeah, it's because we're dead on the inside

Notice me sin-π

Good. He packed only the essentials

idk if this is weird or not but when I visited America the air smelt different.

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???!!!

I believe the word he's looking for is sadstrubate. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sadsturbating

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

Sticks and stones may break my bones. But words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such can never directly produce the 4000N of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

The solution is to offend everyone

This is good. Now she's writing the doctor's language!

Can someone explain what this is?

When you try your best but you don't succeed.

How would this even work?

A picture's worth a thousand words?

Ha! I speak more languages than you. I speak British, Canadian, Australian, American and New Zealand

Can you be more pacific and answer the question as to where the specific ocean is located?