I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Is it weird that I pronounce the 'b' In all those words?

Jack! I'll never let go!

You had ONE JOB!

Click on the picture.
Select 'picture format' on the task bar on the top.
Click 'text wrapping'.
Click 'tight'.
Now you can move the picture with ease

"You look weird without glasses". Bitch that's my face u gotta problem bro?

If I fits i sits

Why do we call them gamers and gamer girls. The word gamer should be gender neutral. What changed?

I root it!

Shut up. Yes please. Come and put it down on me. - When I first heard Sugar by Maroon 5

I thought he said "good night" instead of "your knife" when I first heard the song

My brain just orgasmed

To us:
You will have a bad day because of Saturn
To Saturn:
What the fuck earth? I'm just orbiting the sun like what u do

Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain!

Only in down under

And yours for only $100000

Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit

The same goes for killing insects

Puberty smacked him hard in the face with a baseball bat

You thought dad jokes were annoying already? Well, welcome to a new era of mum jokes

Bloody hell, them comic sans

Hello Australia!

(Most of) Australia: What snow?