In France you can marry objects. One woman married the Eiffel Tower then got a divorce because it was 'cheating on her'

I was expecting a lemon in there somewhere

Apply cold water to burnt area

The style on prisoners then verses now

We can have names for all those yet we can't figure out a name for the fear of elevators/lifts

Given that fact that we lose on average 100mls of blood every period, all together we lose 48 litres of blood!

Like if you think the girl on the left is as beautiful as the girl on the right

Calm down Pingu

It's called magic you muggle

Did you see her reaction at the table?

I don't get it

Mate. Off camera is the real outside world. The world was gonna know anyway

Are you seriously fucking leaving because your child doesn't have the same skin colour as you? But you know what? It's a good thing you left because I wouldn't want a shitty father like you anyway!

How do he even let his feet become like that?

Wait..... What banana scale should we be using?

I know I seem stupid but when he says 'fuck me right?' Does it mean he's an imbicile or that people should have sex with him?

Does anyone else see a blue and black sock or is it just me?

What if you lose both of them?

She was JACKin' off

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You are literally to stupid to insult

I will

Before you're with you're crush: *fantasises being with him/her*
When you date you're crush: *happy as can be*
When you're no longer dating you're crush: *fantasises slitting his/her throat*
My question though, is how can you be so in love with someone one minute and hate them with a burning passion. Why can't they be friends or just aquaintences when they break up?