Hypocrite PUNCH

DONT LEAVE JEREMY

I know it's in English but I can't read it. Help please!

Well that escalated quickly

I'd be a millionaire too because nobody spells my name 'Lily' even though it's the original way

Because the government banned it

What hotel is this?

Why couldn't you just shoot the murderer in the leg?

You forgot beiber

I thought his wrinkles were him smiling at first

In Australia you get your ID at 18

Jamais vu

A knight in shining armour is a knight that hasn't had his armour truly tested

Australian money is waterproof too

Your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

Because we can't even

Captain America:
Not officialy a captain, everyone calls him captain
Captain Jack Sparrow:
Officially a captain, no one calls him captain

Help me human I'm stuck

So? Tell me what you want, what you really really want

I used to think that Adam Levine played solo and his alias was Maroon 5

That's what I think when my parents don't pick up