But you're still eating a cow

Would it be appropriate to say 'shots fired'?

Shadows are an absence of light so no shadows don't have atoms. As for dreams it's just your brain in action firing messages through neutrons which are made of atoms

And dragons that Charlie Weasley studied

Was anyone else thinking of Nina when they saw the word chimera?

The same goes for hello and people not saying "it's me" or "is it me you're looking for"

I don't get it. So what if you text first? Stop being a fucking prick and text first if you need to say something!!!

Your uterus is worth $3.2 billion on the black market.

Apparently in some Asian counties having crooked teeth is considered more attractive than straight teeth and get braces to unstraighten their teeth

And more than doctors and surgeons

But he's now known as Simon Peter so he still could've used those cards

"I bought you a dildo"

Whenever this happens and they stop listening altogether, I turn whatever I'm saying into a bullshit story on how I murderd my entire family and my new plan to kill theirs and they then (still not listening) say "oh cool, that's nice" and fake laugh because I smile at the end

I have seen a new world

Even if you're not catholic you have to admit that he's a great role model!

Stop laughing, I will not.

But who won?