You obviously haven't met me yet haha

Roses are red,
I have a baked bean

I, a teenager will bring it back. Don't you worry.

And the stuff they do to make their eyes look bigger or smaller always intrigued me. How do they do it???

I'm still technically correct since i said OVER 114x hehe :)

Now that I think about it, there are a lot of people he should've killed but instead he took great people with him.

Nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice

They were shocked but helped to flip it back to our side. Needless to say though, our trampoline got ripped and destroyed when it went to their side :(

My suburb's gonna be 36ºC (96.8ºF) on Christmas day

Bottom hands: When you masturbate and you think you're wet only to realise that you're on your period