Australia have it worse. We're the least multilingual country

I'd like to propose a toast for this great invention

Willard Carroll U Start Out Breadth Mi?

A wall won't solve anything, Illegal immigrants simply fly legally and overstay their visas.

I will never look at that car or that zodiac sign the same way again

Same.

True, but when you get your period, you are automatically allowed get out of anything you want to, or to do anything you want to. Boring meeting? CAN'T GO BECAUSE I HAVE CRAMPS! Don't feel like hanging out with your friends? CAN'T GO BECAUSE IM ON MY PERIOD! Feel like eating 5 tubs of ice cream? That's ok because I'M ON MY PERIOD!! It's like having all the good arts of pregnancy minus the baby :)

Roses are red
Kinky is what I ain't

IM DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT, FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT!! Well now TØP has a solution

And to slap two idiots at the same time

'But anime is just for kids". You're turn now animetheists (my combination of anime atheists)

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEE

Drink your blood after I sacrifice you to Satan. What else??

Awww this is so cu... WAIT WHAT??!!

Me when I have an assignment due the next day and i dont feel like doing it even though I really should