When I hurt my brother and he tries to tell my mum

Lily Evans did that when she was 11. I think it's a sign that you're about to be accepted into Hogwarts!

Call me stupid but I honestly never knew that breast cancer can turn out like this and kill you. because of all this "save the boobies talk" I always thought that breast cancer was just a lump thats an inconvenience and that just take surgery and it's gone. But now that I've seen how it's actually like, the redness, the pain etc, I now know that's it's actually a serious problem. We need this to spread around to others

And Satan was attractive so if you meet someone and they're hot, they're basically Satan

Tell that to school teachers...

Toasters don't toast toast. They toast bread

More like Sailor Queen

Why are straight guys obsessed with lesbians? .........Why are straight girls obsessed with gay couples?

Is it still not a beautiful shot??

I also heard that it's almost the same pain as having a ruptured appendix

So he's literally giving her head??

Did Ryan Reynolds play Deadpool or did Deadpool play Ryan Reynolds???

0. I have no soul

This could be us but I'm a fat piece of shit with 0 upper body strength

Ear dildo

She got herself into a sticky situation

Me: I wish I had infinite wishes
Genie: You cant wish that
Me: I wish I could

I found a useful video that explains really well the problem and how the population growth is gradually slowing down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsBT5EQt348

introvert problems.