User lime894 Banned

Classic 4chan 4 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
One time in minecraft, this girl was being so annoying and she was fighting with everyone else, so when I joined I fought back against her, and then she said that her mom was a cop and that she would arrest me, despite me never giving out any personal information. I never told her my location, my email, none of that, and she said that the FBI would come and arrest me. That was about 3 months ago.
11
Australia's not all that bad 41 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
fuzzy is love
fuzzy is life
15
Pollen is plant sperm 9 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
:3
8
Circle 26 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Whoa.
5
The man from the math books. 17 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
I hope those are potatoes.
4
The cure for the overweight problem 10 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
No, it sounds like God wants us to be less annoyed about our appearance (not calling anyone fat).
7
Eat it 11 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
3oey?
24 · Edited 6 years ago
Sure it was, steve 15 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
'Poor guest hasn't lost his innocence.
2
Just a security precaution 13 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Eggplant, dummy.
2
Florida girl, it's a trap 3 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Is this It's a Trap?
21
(unless you got buns mum) 10 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON
22
Why so much hate. 48 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Because you randomly called me gay.. Nothing that happened in a previous engagement with you or anyone else was connected to your assumption of my sexuality. That's none of your business to assume at all and had nothing to do with anyone or anything. You called me "gay as a mudafuqa". That really doesn't make sense...I'm a guy, and, hypothetically if I was gay, I'd have no business sexing ladies. But I'm heterosexual, as in I'd rather mate with women but I still respect gays. You have no business wondering if I'm gay, you're just some weirdo on the internet, you don't need to know that. And we hate you because here, we respect everyone, and if someone disrespects someone else here, everyone else as a whole usually don't like it ultimately.
3
Unofficial Official Rules 133 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Call me an idiot but why am I being called Italy?
So annoying when people tell you how to live 15 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
My ambitions include my family that I plan to have. I want to travel the world with a mate and kids, not alone.
8
2deep5you 8 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Old people are like a living history book. Just like Spongebob said: "Old people are the greatest."
4
Tenassy 18 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Since no one else has...*Tennessee
10
EA in a nutshell 3 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
I'm cracking up on the bus and everyone is looking at me weird
Attention whoring always goes wrong on 4chan 3 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
I hate it when people use their body for fame.
Unofficial Official Rules 133 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
I agree, skittles, but people generally are not in the right when they insult people. Or break an Unofficial Official rule. Especially interrupting Bohemian Rhapsody D:
· Edited 6 years ago
So true though... 8 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
A qItoh w!th bysloxia? See if you can figure that out.
6
You had one job 12 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
In all of my school's bathrooms, the sink is so strong that when you try to wash your hands you get your whole outfit wet and you have to sit under the dryer until it dries.
7
You had one job 12 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
You missed the joke terribly.
11
Cake 13 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Yes. I agree.
4
Drunk guy steals bike 2 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
Only in Canada.
1
Not sure if great teacher or horrible teacher. 23 comments
lime894 · 6 years ago
In 6th grade I read books secretly during science. I was looking down at the book, my attention faced towards those pages instead of my teacher, and he let me read it. Or he didn't see.
8