Indeed

I believe we will have to agree to disagree

In that case Nikolai Tesla and Albert Einstein were superheroes, they are geniuses I'll give you that but no superhuman abilities.

Maybe to some people but I'd say it's just a hassle to clean but you can't leave it dirty if you want to remain professional

Yes because it will still get dusty and spiders and other creepy crawleys can get all up in dat

Good idea

I really wouldn't either but it's better than nothing I suppose

Juggernaut suits work just the same I'm sure

Wow I spelled my name wrong

Just ban everything, build a bombproof shelter with titanium walls, and a titanium suit in case a piano falls on you.

Bye bye cotton

I really hope nobody takes this seriously

I have to disagree because it's a joke, on Family Guy, a show that is notorious for its crude sense of humor.