I wonder how he can type with such a small phone

Hahaha sorry dear!

Sweet!! I learned somethin today!! Thanks for the info!!

It is if ya close your eyes and pretend really hard not to feel the hair or crispy, chunky parts from the banana that ya just took a bite of, slide down your throat.

Hahaha sooo true!! Never thought of that. But now that you said it. I actually feel for her kids if they try to get out of school by sayin they are sick, cause she won't stand for any of that chit!!

Hahahaha!!! I was just about to say, this is me tryin to work Monday mornin, while tryin to hide that I'm still semi drunk from the weekend.

I was just about to ask if it makes me a furry if I find this sexy. What excatally is she? Some say Goofy is a dog, while others say he is not a dog nor a human. Sooooo if nobody can really say what Goofy is then can anybody say what she is?

Hahaha try an tighten up a bolt just to have the socket or wrench break. At least ya don't haft to wait for the tool truck to come back around or go to the store to warranty it out, ya get to eat the broken tool on the spot. I do wonder if the ratchets actually have working gears an ratchet like a real one does. That would be really freakin awesome. But even if not they are still super cool.

Sooo you can enlighten us on how it feels to have the Black Death and beat it? Cause to me someone who is able to survive cancer and have gone through several other life threatening ordeals more than ones, at such a young age is an awesome feat that a lot of people haven't survived. So I think she earned the right to call herself a badass.

HAHAHAHA!! Yuuuup I remember washing off garage doors, sides of houses and various other things. I normally look out for the little suckers cause I just don't kill things to just kill them. But sometimes when ya goin along pretty good pace, ya sometimes don't see them until ya done got the wand right over them an then its to late, an ya hit them with the high pressure water. An oooowheee when ya do hit them, like @dontaskmeidontknow said, them little SOBs explode like a grenade. I've had shell an guts smack me in the neck. Felt like I just been hit with an actual bullet.

@ajhedges. Can you please, please, PLEASE listen/watch the kardashians? Ya know just to really test to see if you are cursed or not. If not that's cool thanks for trying. Buuuuttt if you are, you get to make a world a better place. But it will suck cause ya can't listen/watch your favorite people.

My cousin said all he does is just watch for what part of the stop light is lit up, an goes by that. An most signs say what they want ya to do. So it's not hard to dive at all.

Had a poster that said "No matter how good looking she is. Sobody somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh¡t". I'm sure it's it same for guys. Read something about how in some relationships the things that someone fell in love with about you, i.e.- the way you laughed, the way you sneezed or how you pronounced certain words etc, etc, etc....., is the same things that make them grow to hate you. Sometimes to the point where they would do anything they can to get and stay away from you. So I don't know what all Jay-Z was going through when or if, he wrote those lyrics. But I'll be darned if I'll go stickin JR into a Diet Coke bottle. An then go tell the whole world about it. I mean I'm no John Holmes! But a Diet Coke bottles "mouth" is not that big at all. Even the "wide/ big mouth" bottles are not that big. Soooooo yeah. I don't know what to think about this true or not lyrics.