A father secretly films his daughter's selfie session 10 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Well my kid is crazy. Cause she an her buds do this stuff all the DAMN TIME!! They get on an app called musically an do all kinds of crap from dancing, singing or just make faces while the music is playing.
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This is a proven FACT 8 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
I know TP will not get all of it or even enough to stop the feeling of regret that ya gonna feel if ya do touch the naughty bits. Yours or your unsuspecting SO. I did that one time to a GF after eating crawfish. I wiped my hands off on some paper towels and even “rinsed” my hands off with some water but never actually washed all the CF juice off my fingers with soap. She was doubled over in pain as she soaked herself in the shower for a loooooong time. Then she threatened to cut JR off. I didn’t get lucky that night or couple of nights after. So just take the time to actually wash yo hands with soap an water really good, so ya can get lucky.
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Fake butt 3 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Hell yeah it can actually bend dry CONCRETE!!! Not break it into a billion pieces like it normally does when someone tried to manipulate it.
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Wait a second 8 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Well they can run the motors. Everybody will get the warm fuzzy feelings an then slip off into wonderland. Where everybody can fly an nodody DIES!! In wonderland!
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I'm glad I finally do know how 7 comments
I'm glad I finally do know how 7 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Whew, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was falling the wrong way. Can ya please show me how, when ya get the hang of falling down the stairs the right way?
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These are called sea butterflies 4 comments
Hahahaha good ol Deadpool. Even his mind can jack ya up!! 5 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
@sir_spiderman. Thanks for tagging yo ollady in this. I was gonna but was in a rush.
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Hey everybody come look at this chicken! 5 comments
I don't have sex anyway 13 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
@pokethebear. LMFAO!! Well as long as you are fine with just loosing a nut then everything is good
I don't have sex anyway 13 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Yes sir it is! Very super expensive it’s going to be. I’m here for ya bubba if ya need a shoulder to cry on
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I don't have sex anyway 13 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
@pokethebear. I’m in the same boat with ya bubba. She wants the cabinets, fridge, washer & dryers changed out an they are about 5-7yrs old. To me if they look and function great why should we change them. I guess I’ll never know what they are thinkin. Maybe it’s best I don’t know.
A man dresses his dog up in a suit and puts his cat in the dog's lap for a picture 4 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Anybody else see the face in the middle section towards the top? Or is it just me an I’m goin nutz
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Diy transformer kid 2 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Are you talkin about as a kid or all of them including last years? Cause this kids just made all mine, from first to last years, all seem like Ray Charles hand made mine an then applied them to me with dog poop.
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We have THAT clumsy guy here in Romania, we call him Dorel, any1 can relate? 4 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Is this true? An if it is what’s Dorel mean? Is it just just a slang meaning a dumbass? An I know that Dorel is not an actual person who did all of the mess ups in the pics by himself.
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How come this doesn't happen where I work? 13 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Well I can actually see this happening at my work but I do not want to SEE it happen due to the fact that I work with all dudes.
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Chaos is in the box 10 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
Ok I’m very very VERY slllloooowwww at this internet thing. What’s with the “I'm looking at some serious Heresy” thing?
Guy wanted a blanket, he got what he deserved 10 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
This almost sounds like the dude at textastrophe (dot)com. He text people who are trying to sell, buy, rent or in search of, from Craigslist(dot)com messing with them in various ways. But he don’t use very vulgar language like this person does. This is funny cause the seller was just goin along with it, an didn’t let it get to her/him.
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Very skilled at pottery 5 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
I’m thinkin he has done this a time or two. Or it could just be beginners luck.
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Plane restocks Utah lake with fish 12 comments
liquide
· 6 years ago
I don’t know if it would be fun if ya was fishing when this came over an dumped it’s load.
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