Or, maybe, don’t do that?...

That squirrel in the corner is loving this shit

They didn’t say slap him hard. I’d give him a tap on the cheek and take my check.

Yes

While I don’t think the punishment is too harsh I don’t think it was right of the dad to film it and put it on the internet as some kind of humblebrag about what a tough parent he is. Just parent your kid in private, no need to tell the whole world about it.

And probably the mom too

I mean, she’s not wrong...

You buy this for someone you hate who has kids, not your own, silly goose

Honestly I can say for certain now that witchcraft isn’t real cause someone would have hexed Trump to death by now

Because in order for our political elites to maintain the current power structure they have to impede people from being able to actually change that power structure as much as possible. Of course we don’t get off work to vote, it’s not in most politicians best interests to let a majority of their populous vote.

This sounds like some Breitbart non-sense

This whole segment had be rollin’.
Jake: “Nice to see you dressed up”

Drunkenly

Is it gonna die?

Pro tip: Just ‘cause someone wrote something down a really long time ago, doesn’t mean it’s true.

Wat

Every day we stray further from God’s light

Sweet fire-hazard Christ...

My first thought was, “this better not be another moth meme, I swear to god.”

Real talk, that would probably be delicious without the mayo

You betrayed its tiny trust!!!