Funny joke, but that article would really be horrific advice. Watch any video showing the difference between an open door and closed door in a housefire. Them cats trying to kill you.

I love Moon Knight, but for a split second I thought she was some sort of white crab lady with pincers and hair-eyestalks. Hard to unsee.

Unfortunately, the "polite" way to merge is wildly ineffective. "Zipper merging" where both lanes travel as normal and then merge 1 car at a time (alternating) is statistically proven to be the fastest method and keep everybody moving the best. Everyone stacking in one lane way ahead of time causes unneeded congestion.

I'd cry all the time too if I had to live in Pennsylvania again...

I mean, dnd lets any call through the second time if they call twice in a row.
Emergencies are persistent.

Pop tart, duh.

My most commonly used: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

This is an interesting and delightful sentiment, but occam's razor would suggest Jesus simply picked up a whip/braid of cords as the society used them commonly for animals and slaves. In a location as phenomenally busy as the Temple (essentially the religious and cultural center of the city that had become the economic center as well) it would make sense that these items would be present in abundance.

Sounds more like a naruto gonna be. Kid got that choppin' done.

Your backyard is really small.

Except the entire purpose of the general public wearing masks is that the person wearing the mask is preventing themselves from putting the virus into the air, particularly since you are most contagious during the first 2 days when most people are asymptomatic.
No one with any knowledge of the science behind the masks will tell you that wearing a normal face covering (anything other than N95) will prevent YOU from getting the virus. It's all about not aerosolizing the virus when you speak/cough/breathe and not infecting others. You should absolutely care if someone else isn't wearing a mask. That is the entire scientific point.

Also, I mean, the RED planet. Who am I to question destiny?

It looks like that koala is attempting to pee the fire out.
Not all heroes wear capes.

I played a game called Tribes (turns out the full title was Starsiege Tribes) back in the late 90s. It was an online first person shooter with various light, medium, and heavy classes that each had really unique abilities/weapon sets. None of that mattered so much. They also had jetpacks that could be used with in-game "physics" to launch you across huge maps and right into your enemy's base. Think: fly high, quick tap jump as you slide down a hill, and blast that jetpack as you shoot up another like a ramp. It was a fun game, but nothing compared to capping your enemy's flag at a thousand miles per hour shooting through their front door before they could build defenses.
Yeah, the game came out in 1998. I'm sure it didn't age well, who knows. I'm old but had a lot of fun playing it as a kid!

You have to understand that wikipedia was not as well moderated in the beginning (which was 2001, btw). It was literally just people posting all sorts of information mixed with opinions and they did not have the structure to quickly monitor or edit it all. It really was untrustworthy at the start because it was just random people writing whatever they felt like about different topics. And kids would go there for reports and quote all sorts of incorrect information that had no source links at the time. So a lot of people held over that view of distrust, even after it became more reputable. It's foolish to think wikipedia is still as untrustworthy, but it's also foolish to think that it was always so organized and official.
TL;DR - Things change.

No free shows. You gotta pay.

Am I the only one that's like physically angry by how the wood is so poorly stacked?!