At that point just shave his head man. Start over.

I never understood this stigma. If someone wants to pay me for my ice cream, I’m not going to care how old they are, I’m going to take their money and give them ice cream! I understand that it is a little childish to chase an ice cream truck but it is also a business.

In some cases, they remove them before using the defibrillator, but this is sometimes done by merely ripping them out. If left in, the electricity will probably not fry your nips OFF, but it will hurt like a mother fucker when you wake up. However, seeing as you needed to be brought back to life using a defibrillator, this will be the least of your problems.

It’s got fingers but no toes

I’m literally watching this show rn

Maybe she knows he’s filming her

Prolly paying to have it amputated tho, especially if they’re American

I just wanna know how he figured out he could do that

Rip those white shoes

Okay but the dude on the left has a really long pointer finger

That’s so cool!

This is exactly how I feel and I’m so glad someone understands

Okay but Bill is a middle aged white man like he ain’t gonna roll up to a press conference wearing Gucci and Supreme like y’all would be baffled

He looks like Hei Hei from Moana!

Thwejul

I thought this was going to be another hate post about them! I’m glad this one was positive :)

Kentucky fried chicken chicken

I’m impressed

This is amazing and I would totally be okay with this present

Buy button?

They've absorbed the Aunt

I thought it was cake

Form voltron

Because he probably is