Maybe he's actually on his way to a date or something

Mother of awww

Parks and rec, anyone?

That's okay I didn't need to sleep anyway

*you're

Oh look they made a statue of me!

I love the title cuz u think it's gonna be about couples but then it's actually babies and puppies :D

Yes because that is when Big Bang theory comes on at my house XD

I freaked out a little just reading that

Redwall, anyone?

I just watched that movie!

Why would anyone do that to themselves? XP

That's kinda sad :(

It bothers me that neither the earth nor the moon are rotating

Sounds like a future rapper to me

Yes because it of course lands on a monday