I prefer the older way actually

You'r*

We used to do this to my dog and called it a pupito a mix between burrito and puppy

What is that insect called?

This one time in 3rd grade my friend spelled my name as 'tomis' not Thomas.(which I never got called everyone just called me Tom)

First thing to make laugh this hard in a long time

I have money

Is anyone else not seeing. The user name?

I remember on one of my school camps in 6th grade all the assholes sat at the back and sang shitty pop songs which were popular at the time. Then this one time a less popular kid sat right at the back and read his world of Warcraft book just to piss the kid off which was sitting there before

That's the D string

Hey you stole Chuck Norris' chair

Today on the news his best friend told them the story of how he died for the first time

Is that the kappa face?

Are you on the left or the right?

Is that gus in a wig?

I found the hardcore marvel fanboy

I like his username

I also like to read invisible writing

Australian graffiti at its finest