llamas0can0fly

llamas0can0fly


No, llamas don't actually fly......
Not yet anyway.....

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pets 12 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
my dog just ignores me when i'm sad
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pets 12 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
THIS MADE ME CRY
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You can hear the Meow 7 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
I once had a dream where I got a talking cat that had Morgan freeman's voice
Does our ecosystem needs them 1 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
Once a cockroach flew at my face so I smacked it to the ground, it happened to land on its back. so while it was unable to move I got a broom and started smushing it.
THEN ITS STARTED FREAKING SCREAMING AT ME.
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Burn baby burn 6 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
I once found 3 egg sacs from a black widow. we put then in a jar and set them on fire.
the eggs started popping out of the sacs and hatching.
It was freaking terrifying
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Scary furry dynamic Elephant 3 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
I can still hear the
SQEEEEAAAAK
of the children going down it
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Awwww sh*t 7 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
whoops...
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This belongs here. Convo I had with my GF today 4 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
just kidding I don't have a man
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This belongs here. Convo I had with my GF today 4 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
man if my man didn't like memes....
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Christian stuff ( Why would you bring your infant to church? ) 8 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
some people want to show them what they will be doing when they are old enough.
or they don't want their child in the childcare
Here is a dwarf giraffe 11 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
you know I believe it bc I choose too. you don't have to be all rude
Everybody does this, right? 3 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
I've actually never done this
I never did 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
lol probably not. i'm also insanely good at staring contests.
I think I once stared for almost 10 minutes
Here is a dwarf giraffe 11 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
me too. just be like your more special bc I can see your face
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Aww cute 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
oh man there is an entire thing about that soooo much worse
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I never did 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
idk how but I was super sleep deprived and somehow got 38 seconds.
but my average is 1:40 seconds ish
I never did 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD
What else were we wrong about??? 4 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
forever scarred
Am I alone on this one? 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
well you'll never know
Still a legend 6 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
oh great...
now I REALLY want to watch it
Moms got to stick together! 7 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
or laying in it with the baby?
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Still a legend 6 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
lol me too
This is love, everything else is trash 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
you know. it doesn't look like they care much.
something else is more important
This is love, everything else is trash 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
ur gross
Am I alone on this one? 5 comments
llamas0can0fly · 5 years ago
I wear them bc they feel more comfortable
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