skills

smile and clap wildly

then once you're home, you gotta talk yourself out of delivery

beautiful!

chunky anus

I watched that and went through all the options for like 4 straight hours. I hope they make more shows like that.

I just laughed so loud I pissed off my cat lmfao

it hurts my feelings :(

the unbearable lightness of being

worlds tiniest violin

he's doing his best

police officer

that is the funniest thing I have read in sooo long lmfao

hell yeah

fun fact! pioneers used to keep squirrels as pets!

whenever I see the word incompetence I read it as impotence... still kinda fits

beautiful

I dunno... my oldest sister is a bitch and bailed on all of us for over 10 years

that is hilarious lmao

I had to be partners with the teacher so many times... :(

happens to me often... a lot of nightmares lately

I have this problem at work. I just stopped trying...

yeah but you don't gotta have a beard to kick it

it's been in the 90s all week in KC, bunch a bullshit

why didn't they donate the extra food?