Throwing books at people's faces is basically the same as tossing flowers at them... Right?

Hmmm indeed :)

I thought he was pretty good

When I was a kid I played a computer game about him making sandwhiches omg

I like how she basically tried to drag down the girl in front of her

No ragrets

I didnt realise it was a gif and I'm like 'wait a fucking second am I losing it?'

Smooth af

All I could think of was 'Rhonda, you ripper'

I actually laughed very loudly at this, which i dont usually do

Dammit, Karen

Sometimes when I make ice cream in a cone, I pour tons of ice magic at the bottom bc of how much I love the chocolate at the bottom of a Drumstick.

Does this mean he DOES give a fuck?

Uh...

I've been clean of flappy bird for three days straight

I found out about it because it was trending on twitter.

I'm tempted to look it up but I know I'll regret it

Dicknob

Fuck yeah!

I get in trouble for not leaving my room, but I'm ok with that

Omg the title is from that parody that has been stuck in my head for years

WHAT EVEN I CAN'T