Is no one talking about how horny koalas are ? They are notorious for never bringing condoms .

Is it a 1 owner Tiger ? How many miles on it ?

Busted !

I hope he tunnels out

What a lime consuming conversation

That's just awful

Nice work dad , using your kid as a human shield.

She seems like a smug asshole- karma ninja-d the shit out of her

He kinda looks like the dude that plays Mini Me

It really isn't working out. Wanna cheat a little?

From now on my fun fact will be. "I'd rather take a razor scooter to the ankle 55 times than reveal a fun fact about myself"

H for Here, right ?

She sounds like a massive bitch- you're better off

The "I'd like to speak to your supervisor' face

Cats are natural nurturers

Peace be with you

Trash panda be slumming

you had me at " vigilant prostitutes" - I'd pay money to watch that movie ..

Pleeze Lord let there be money in my account, Amen

How did shit go wrong so fast?

Because cats ate them all ?

Like you wouldn't cheat for fries

Oddly specific parenting advice.. if you don't tell them they won't know ..

I'm serious, I'm putting my foot down, Food !!!

Be kind, rewind