The role he's trained for his whole life

He looks like he lost a dare, standing there with his cranky face and gentleman's camel toe

Awww - tiny pretties x

So she's going to hell for selling lemonade ? Nice one Jesus ... hell's not gonna be so bad if it's filled with beverage makers, right? ..Get fucked WBC , if you're representing heaven then NoThanks.

Huh, what ?

People are never what you expect them to be .. yay bunny prints

Down under, duh, obviously they fall up ..

The English language has just been shoot by anti-lotters

What are the odds of finding another person who likes wearing a traffic cone on a bridge in the middle of the fucking night.. I'd be stokee doked to find a like minded crazy..

That cat is tired of your shit and it's got vengeance on its mind

You are a beautiful person xx I'm happy Duck's on the mend

Is he inflating that pupper ?

How unfortunate.. life is all about perspective

Um, so he's unhappy with Batman Affleck? Nobody likes it.

Dwayne 'next President' Johnson

Silent Bob,

Clinton?

Death comes for us all

I know what I'm looking at , I don't believe it's a microphone wire

Children are clumsy and stilletos are perilous ..

This has made my day a happy one

Could also be the 'newly single' endorphin high

And I'd do it again

Your goals have become my goals

All hail the Dark Lord and his Minions