And I would of got away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids

Is it the bridge to heaven ?

My orange cat does this on every fucking surface of my house

This is the best F.U ever

I think she’s remembering something stupid her husband said..she has that face in every photo because he says ALOT of stupid things

I’m loving the patterned onesie with buttons & collar .. It’s Business all day long ...

Don’t you even fucking joke about this!!Stan’s gonna live forever. FOREVER !!!!!

He’s not coughing, he’s giggling at his sciencey cleverness

The caves of Nope-Istan.

They call you nazis because you’re idiots

There’s a meltdown place in hell for people like this.

How good would that be !

It was a terrible plann that kept getting worse

Your cash has got the Plague now

Ladies xxx

I believe they got $10000. worth of rain .

I wish I wasn’t sneezing

The Hero we need

Ugh - together forever

She’s a good girl, yes she is, she’s a good girl !

Work smarter not harder

It’s a beautiful sport

No, YOU hang up ... hello?

I took 2 Viagra, just in case

Roast chickens ?