It amuses me that the traditions of Christmas that christians believe are their own are actually Pagan, Egyptian etc. You worship that tree, wonder at the virgin birth all the while you’re filthy pagans

You did a nice thing.You had a conversation with a girl who shared an interest with you, which made you approachable and safe. That other girl - massive bitch.

Mistake number 1 - YOU sent him, he didn’t ask to . You’ve deprived him of his choice and opinion to promote your own .

The Earth’s a bagel ??

Do I have to leave?

Ugh, it’s a spork

It was a Christmas Miracle

He’s a keeper

At least they’ll know where to find him

Lord be with thee , and also with me - I’ll take a Spock

I dunno, I’d probably vote for that Rabbit

Is he omnipotent or not ? Cos you’d think he’d be hearing rumours and check that shit out

It’s gonna take him forever to get that hole dug with that digging technique.

Not all Hero’s wear capes

Mr Wal-wide

Satan has better manners than god

O’Lay ?

Still a better love story than Twilight

Is her face melting?

Really?

Children eat snot , they’re not that discerning

One introvert to another .

Trump always looks like such a twat.

Ass clown

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