lokihasthephonebox

lokihasthephonebox


An account dedicated to everyone living the sloth life -- Netflix binging and fangirling.

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Chris Pat on his fan fiction 18 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Chris Pratt is a fabulous unicorn in a human's body.
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Well okay. 46 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
You just took every verse you quoted from a part of the bible from which 99% of the laws written there don't pertain to modern-day Christianity. I'm not gonna explain in depth, but to summarize those laws are outdated. Not to be confused with "those laws aren't true", (some still apply, like most of the Ten Commandments and views -- not the "put to death" laws, but the actual viewpoints -- like disapproval of homosexuality.) So no, the bible (current teachings) does not disapprove of women's rights. Also, I want to point out that my view is against gays, but this /isn't/ a call to hate on them. I may disagree with their choices but rule #2 of my faith is to love one another as yourself. Love can change people in ways hate never could, and although many Christians tend to hate rather than love, the original teachings say to love on people no matter who they are. Hatred and opposing views are two different things. Hate the sin (bad thing), not the sinner (person).
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Hell yeah... 11 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Sure getting hit in the balls im sure hurts like crap, and awkward boners must suck. But at least yall don't have to go through blood monsoons every month. My friend's cramps are so bad she can barely walk when she has them. I'm lucky enough to not have bad cramps, but I have a short but very heavy flow. Which means bleeding through your jeans. I've left blood on seats before even with a heavy flow pad and it's not fun.
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Hell yeah... 11 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Basically anytime you move at all during your period.
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Hey you 8 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Haha you're a fabulous milkshake.
Hell yeah... 11 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
When you sneeze on your period it's basically your uterus saying "release the kraken"
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Hey you 8 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
That cat is prettier than all of us.
I would stare if I were you. 5 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
From personal experience, being surprised by your period (didn't know what day it would start on) is a little like this:
"Did I pee myself somehow? Why is my underwear chafing me? Oh. Just blood. Cool."
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Crazy times 12 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
..you had to share recorders? I am so so sorry if you did
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Right in the feels 16 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
*desperately tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*
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why why why 30 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Or "u failed lol"
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Respect will always lead to peace 38 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
No, I am saying to be respectful. Just don't call people out is what I'm trying to get at.
Respect will always lead to peace 38 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
You don't have to agree with them but there is no need to opress /call out other people because they don't believe what you do. That is flat out rude.
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this is weirdly adorable 9 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
the difference between being an adult and being a kid is when you're a kid, you eat gummy bears and Capri suns. When you're an adult, you have to find your own money to pay for your gummy bears and Capri suns.
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Not good USA, not good 33 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
It's like a car -- cars themselves don't cause accidents, do they? No. So why are guns viewed like they are killing people. People kill people, not the objects themselves. If people learned correct gun safety and people didn't use them for horrible things, maybe guns would be viewed differently. Guns are only a danger to people around them if used incorrectly (be it bad intention or incorrect use). I'm not condoning people who do kill with guns, this is a terrible thing that sadly does happen -- I'm only saying that not everyone who owns a rifle is a murderer. I'm 15 and I know how to shoot a bow, gun and crossbow. Have I killed a guy? No.
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:'D 14 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Basically yes it's rule #2 of girl code (rule #1 is travel in packs)
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Handsome future 23 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
HES MISS UNITED STATES
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How to properly shoot a lion 24 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
To the original poster, you're assuming hunters actually get something half the time. A season is what..2-3 months long? During one deer season you're lucky to get a deer or two; it's not like you take every deer you see. And there are limits on how many animals you can hunt per season, and those numbers are low. Would you rather me shoot a deer (I only shoot if I know it's a good, clean shot; you don't want to simply injure an animal or shoot it more than once, that's unnecessary and mean.) or it get taken down by predators or hit by a car? I use all the resources I can take (meat, antler, sometimes the hide) and I'm respectful of the animal. And no, I would not shoot a lion or a relatively more or less endangered animal. Deer have a real high population that is very sustainable and lions and other big game (I would assume) are more endangered and not to mention protected.
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WHAAAAAAAAT? 8 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
They're hidden behind her
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Growing up with braces 61 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
My ortho didn't care about anything..He even spat when he talked and wouldn't wear a mask "because he didn't like it".
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Was this man a time traveler? 37 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
I've heard that if the iceberg had been spotted 30 seconds earlier, the event could have been avoided.
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This Guy's Bible 73 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Ohhhhkay but yeah, just because you're Christian doesn't mean all your problems go away, that's what people want to hear but that's not the truth.
This Guy's Bible 73 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Of course it doesn't..sorry if my comment sounded kinda pushy, I was just trying to say that a marked up bible doesn't mean someone is an extremist or something like that, they're just reading their bible a lot.
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Language map 17 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Okay, stop, you're calling people you haven't met stupid. I can't speak for others but I passed last school year with over a 4.0 gpa, thanks to my weighted ap score. Don't call people stupid when you haven't met them..
Go back to Canada 49 comments
lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago
Coke isn't just coca-cola until you clarify it's coca-cola, coke is general for soft drinks.
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