Ok this is actually really cute

It's only the best part of fall!

I bet Dean Winchester would try those hehe
(I'm sorry I had to)

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side

When your cat hates you for no apparent reason
~ just girly things ~

Honestly, not really looking forward to the possibility of Bernie as president. He's said himself that he will impose "toltarian gun control laws" and confiscate guns. If that happens, I'm not giving mine up. Call me a nut but I'd like to be able to protect myself if need be, thank you very much. If you take away guns, how many criminals will really just say "oh well it's the law I better give them my pistol"? None! Then, we (as citizens with a right to bear arms) will have no means of protecting ourselves or our loved ones while people with bad, bad intentions will have access to firearms whilst we will not. How is this a good idea? A gun is an inanimate object and doesn't kill on its own; if used correctly with good intention, guns are fine and in no way a huge threat to society. It's the messed up psychos who use them for terrible purposes. Guns don't kill people- people kill people.

American lunches don't get that much. I don't eat that "food", if it's even that. A usual meal is usually a variation of A) three cheesy breadsticks B) chicken patty with stale bread and burnt meat C) some type of meat that looks like fish but tastes slightly like chicken (we don't know what it is). With this, you get a (literal measurement, aka 8 ounces) cup of milk or water, then a couple small pieces of fruit which usually have some form of hair on them. Once we had something resembling lasagna and the name tag that usually lists what food it is just had a question mark. The mystery meat is a legit thing.

It's more of a fun tradition than one taken seriously. It's more of "oh ahha maybe the groundhog will predict if this eternal winter will end before like April" not "all hail groundhog, who predicts weather completly accurately" hahha