Bae: come over
Me: I can't, I'm possessed by the demon lord
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me:*does the action in the gif*

Why aren't we funding this!

Much yum, so party, very food, wow.

Why is the bat on the light so fat now, did I it get diabetus or?

Just gonna say, it's fucking nature to be attracted to prettier women because they are generally healthier, as nice skin, and a thin body is a product of being healthy, and naturally, like most species we want to mate with the most superior (healthiest that will give strongest offspring) members of the opposite sex, to make a better species, so there. Take that feminazis. (No offence to legitimate feminists who fight for equal rights like Emma Watson.)

The man Calgary Naheeds, would have been a bit better, but still really awesome!

Not sure if you mean tall or on drugs...

Never eating bananas again.

I tried to jump over it so many times... The frustration was real.

What do you mean "at the end" it's quite unnecessary.

And they're closer to hell

I have one of those

I thought it was a furrby.

100 x 0 = 0
0+0=0

Same! (Btw I did it first jk jk but srsly http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/187621/so-much-regret/ )

"Does thou mother know, you weareth her drapes?"

It would be so good if one day she said yes, and they sold their house and traveled for the rest of their life. ❤️

*due to

I do this like, all the time!

Wolverine skull!

I reposted it on Instagram and found 3 bucks on the floor.

I just said touch, and separate.

It was just a dress!!! How did it turn into this!