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Right in the hakuna 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I do speak a little swahilli and so do my parents, its hard to get over
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You want a diamond ring? 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
NORBIT!
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Robert Dicaprio 11 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
The sexiness cannot be controlled
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What makeup can do. Mind blown. 17 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Id like to know what makeup she's using then if it makes her nose smaller
Inspirational 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Slipping and breaking a bone
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Inspirational 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
And possibly catching something like I don't know pneumonia
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How to get the ladies 10 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Who doesn't!!
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This picture always makes me happy 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
And then someone comes flipping the turtle over and killing its dreams, that person is society
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Confessions of Bunny Foo Foo 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I used to skip down the hallways singing this bopping people like a deranged girl
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What do you all think? 80 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Parents are too busy trying to be the 'cool' parents when in fact there is nothing cool about have a granddaughter in your late 30's
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Palcatraz.... I'll allow it 4 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Palcatraz its inescapable
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Would anyone care to imagine a story to explain this for us? 5 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Maybe he's a man that got caught with a male hooker who turned out to be a cop...my best explanation
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What deer think when we take a picture of them 13 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Pew pew
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Stupid 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
It would have just forgotten
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Anniversary gifts 3 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Wouldn't even care
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Wait a minute 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
You sir/ma'am are correct to confuse them and stuff smart people
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smell the colour 9 19 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Excuse me while I go smell the color 42
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It definitely happened too fast 11 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Your to young
Lady gaga at 19 11 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
She still looks the same
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Seatbelt logic 34 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I only thought the handicap busses only had seat belts and felt some what offended
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Jewish Jesus was American 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Then Americans wouldn't celebrate Christmas
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Weirdest bikinis and swimsuits 10 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Then stop fucking playing it
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It's all my GF's fault 13 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I didn't see that coming
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Introducing, the nopefish 13 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Sign up to go to Mars
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Spot the main character 12 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Hmmm lemme see it's a hard one
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