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Colbert on miss america 22 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Like my favorite line from pocahontas "These white men are dangerous"
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After every fast food meal 12 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
CLEAR!!
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Introspective bunny 27 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
-.- Have you seen The Help
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Seating chart :( 24 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
My point exactly I pretty sure someone with a masters going for there PhD has better logic than that
So this furniture designer looks identical to vector from despicable me 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
because he's designing furniture with both direction and magnitude
Oh yea!
*Thrust hips*
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Seating chart :( 24 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
My teachers excuse to put me in the very back with the ass hole kids who can't shut there dick suckers is because...I'm tall so I can see those ant sized words of yours off the board and hear what your saying which is to me barley a whisper
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Introspective bunny 27 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I is smart,
I is beautiful,
I is important
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Tellitubies Sun Baby is a Girl!! 16 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I believe our parents have told us a lie
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Oh, lydia 14 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
That reminds me of my bio teacher who was once was like student here who want the d raise your hand so we can talk about it after class
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Come on shield.. .I asked you for one thing.. You let me down buddy 4 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Watch as there shields gravitate to protect more important body parts
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At least not as bad as mario party 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
See that little girl in the corner,that's me with a debt of $50 dollars to the dancing 8 year old
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Clifford doesn't like the vet 2 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Have you ever wondered if Clifford ever tried to reproduce?
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*lick* *psshh* 20 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Or do you
*smiles creepy*
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Kicked out the house 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
He still gets WiFi
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"whats so great about them?" 15 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Wait before everyone bring hell on funsubstance let her explain
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How did orange come about 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
No!! the last officer we sent there didn't return back....normal, Go at your own risk
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Eat everything 10 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
That rack of ribs from Bahama Breeze
I heard you like roads 25 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
#4 GTA San Andreas...or am I just going crazy
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Apple cum 4 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
*Continues drinking Apple juice*
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This..... 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I think #5 applies for the U.S also
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Impressive luck 8 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Or just failed assassination
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Frustration in one gif 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Sometimes the eraser is so rubbed down you can't get it off
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How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
In the back of a strip club, and that's how I stopped smoking weed
In india the elephant is a treasure, and sometimes also a work of art 5 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I feel pretty,Oh so pretty
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When my girlfriend asks if I think any of her friends are hot 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Smooth as a mothafucka
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