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Nothing says love like 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Will you be my McWife
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Real lightsaber! 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
That'll take a while...and alot of money
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Moses diving 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Must...Not...Sleep
I got you a present 6 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
The last one is your Best Friend
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Can't tell if lonely 5 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
All he needs is Ice cream and Adele
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How to finger a girl 20 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
So then how do you give a proper blowjob ?
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When someone lets their dog lick their mouth 12 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I hate it when they try to lick you right after you watched them lick themselves
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Things you did not know the name of 27 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
You get smarter everyday
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Difficult question 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
DAMMIT I'm sweating over here
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I would lick it all day 18 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Now i see little children licking moaning lollipops
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One weird ass comic 3 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
That moment
Stupid Peta 15 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
I'm pretty sure at one point or another we all have mistakenly eaten cat..... especially if you go to a low end Chinese restaurant (no racism intended ) you probably thought that orange chicken was... chicken
An alternative Harry Potter ending 33 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Quick someone call J.K Rowling! The end must be changed
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George carlin 9 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
But what if you die as a baby
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TV screen on an elevator floor 11 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
In that moment she'd probably be falling something stories down
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Sure, it has some alternative uses 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Trojan Man: Egg white delight
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From the swan princess, how not to talk to women 7 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Got right down to the bone
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Mouse taking the opportunity to excercise 13 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
And the cheese on the side XD
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Spider best friends 13 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
And then we flush them down the toilet
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Hero treated like a villain 19 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
He did everything for all the right reasons and for that we thank him
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Nine Months 5 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
And on the last one aswell
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Don't feel bad about doing nothing 3 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
As in great you must mean cute as ever then yes
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One thing that always confused me 4 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Boobs Boobs happened
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Weird 2 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Oddly it still looks like there faces should be there
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Google cake 10 comments
lolxd · 11 years ago
Google for the win
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