Don't touch the man's Bacon Jerky

I can relate to this

What ever happened to having the best of both worlds ...

Release the hounds -Mr Burnes

That's what I felt like being line leader for a whole year in 3rd grade

I literally broke into tears laughing ...our lord poisiden id make time to listen

I'm not the only one who said it in her voice

Oh God then I've submitd some dark things

Thats art right there

To all the people who think going to church is the only thing you have to do to go to heaven

Don't you blame it on Disney

On my tea !

Nice and loud at 4:00 in the morning

Get better Michael hope your anus...sinus infection get better

*I don't care who's looking Do me right here right know or your not a man *

The true definition of happiness

My reading teacher never did like Romeo & Juliet she said it wasn't Shakespeare best play

Self confidence at its finest

I loved all of these