Are you possessed?

Snl

Because fuck the colour blind

Sounds like something my ex-wife would have done. She would then exploit that guilty feeling for another shopping expedition.

I simply spray it every so often with the mist of a thousand rubies. It has a very nice scent

I think people demonize the people who take 15 odd selfies just whenever for no reason. People who spam social media with pictures of their own mundane lives. We hate those people. Not the people who go on holiday and take a selfie so that everyone is in the pic and not having to ask a stranger who could potentially run off with your camera or phone.

One does not need to be a wizard to do maths my child, however I am actually a wizard thank you for noticing my beard.

I do know. I know all too well

Those slips are how I got to second base.