I think people are more likely to be self conscious about their weight than about their smoking so there's more of a chance you'd insult them by bringing up their weight...

Me trying to get my social life together.

*closes computer slowly*

Why isn't this a thing.

Well obviously not, like damn you even used pen...

Sign me the fvck up

Seen this pic so many times but it's by far one of my favorites.

The black guy's reaction just tops this off for me.

If this doesn't make it to the popular page...

You could bring your enemies there for surprise cliff jumping.

Psh. Being popular is too mainstream.

I'd just go to see how people ended up as adults. Just to see if I predicted things right and all.

I guess you could say the kids wanted...nunavut.

BUY BUTTON. NOW.

I'm thinking of Dark Shadows here...

That's enough internet for the day.
*gouges eyes out*

My Netflix has crap movies so I just use putlocker. Like at least they have movies and TV shows I want to watch. And who doesn't want free movies without needing to agree to anything?

I don't know what I was expecting.

This started happening with my Beats cord. I thought they lasted a long time -.-

I tend to laugh at people a lot, so I've learned to scoff over the years.

Psh the only 40 I've seen is -40. Welcome to Canada.

My parents have actually forced me to hang out with friends because I didn't get out of the house enough.

When I procrastinate on my essays