If it really is a TARDIS, then you get to have way more cookies in there because its bigger on the inside.

How is the Maccas mascot dude thing a hero?

Hang on, are you saying that's not what it means?

He's just telling it like it is. I think I was and am an annoying child, you probably are too. Because, aren't we all?

I just used an online calculator to change it from fahrenheit to celsius, because I live in Australia and we use celsius. 100 degrees fahrenheit is only 37 degrees celsius. It gets to like 52 degrees celsius here, which is apparently 125 degrees fahrenheit. What is all the fuss about its not that hot.

I can't decide whether the android is kicking apple, or if the apple is eating the android's foot.

Yes well, if you were asking your parents for a human eating titan to keep as a pet... its pretty sensible to say no. That is pretty much all Hanji asks for.

Previous life: Single

That's a lot of gum. Do you really need that much gum?

Number 3, if you step backwards you will be in a different place. What if you take a step to the left or a step to the right. Then you are in a different place.

I literally can't get my tongue to lie flat in my mouth its too long.

The best thing is that they can't do anything about it.

Well then... that was a little bit of a fail.

Nah this must be the real world. People wouldn't miss me in the real world. But what if in the real world we could have actual pokemon...

Cats do produce milk for their kittens though, so it might come from cats

I actually don't get it either. Its a tall guy and a short guy vs a hamster eating a banana? How are they even similar?

If you just google "(Insert Doctor's Name Here) Topgear" you should get it. Thats what I did. David Tennant is still the best Doctor though.